Don’t Do School, Eat Your Drugs, Go To Vegetables - Unisex T-Shirt

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Don’t Do School, Eat Your Drugs, Go To Vegetables

Yes, People stop to read this shirt for sure.  It catches them off guard, but I think the word DRUGS causes them to want to read it fully. To figure out what is exactly going on.  

I’m not sure exactly why my childhood, Saturday morning cartoons kept pushing this message to me but I think I’ve finally got it!  The things we learn from our Government PSAs..

Sizes are men’s, so please downsize 1 for women.


This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 36
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31