Don’t Do School, Eat Your Drugs, Go To Vegetables - Tee

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Don’t Do School, Eat Your Drugs, Go To Vegetables

Yes, People stop to read this shirt for sure.  It catches them off guard, but I think the word DRUGS causes them to want to read it fully. To figure out what is exactly going on.  

I’m not sure exactly why my childhood, Saturday morning cartoons kept pushing this message to me but I think I’ve finally got it!  The things we learn from our Government PSAs..

Sizes are men’s, so please downsize 1 for women.


A classic, all-purpose unisex tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31
Body Width (inches) 16 ¼ 18 ¼ 20 ¼ 22 ¼ 24 ¼ 26 ¼