For My Next Magic Trick - Tank

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For My Next Magic Trick, I Need A Condom And A Volunteer

As I’m making these write ups I realize that this shirt isn’t yet in my closet!  So yes, I’m ordering it today and we’ll see if it gets to me here in Colombia before I jump countries again.  Stories to come but dam, that’s freaking funny!

Sizes are men’s, so please downsize 1 for women.


A classic, all-purpose unisex tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31
Body Width (inches) 16 ¼ 18 ¼ 20 ¼ 22 ¼ 24 ¼ 26 ¼