I’m not stupid. Show me the candy first, then I get in the Van!
Of all the shirts that I wear, this is the one that actually got me into trouble. I was at a bar/pool hall in Dallas, TX and a lady came up to me and told me how much my shirt offended her and that it was extremely inappropriate! All I could think about is how glad I wasn’t wearing something that might actually be offensive.. Lol Honestly, I like all of these shirts because they really are not offensive and are just simply funny. But we all know there are a few Karen’s out there waiting for us.
But seriously, I’m not stupid. Rules are rules, so show me the candy!
Sizes are men's, so please downsize 1 for women.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 36 |
Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31 |