I’m not stupid. Show me the candy first, then I get in the Van! - Tank

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I’m not stupid.  Show me the candy first, then I get in the Van!

Of all the shirts that I wear, this is the one that actually got me into trouble.  I was at a bar/pool hall in Dallas, TX and a lady came up to me and told me how much my shirt offended her and that it was extremely inappropriate!  All I could think about is how glad I wasn’t wearing something that might actually be offensive.. Lol  Honestly, I like all of these shirts because they really are not offensive and are just simply funny.  But we all know there are a few Karen’s out there waiting for us.  

But seriously, I’m not stupid.  Rules are rules, so show me the candy!

Sizes are men's, so please downsize 1 for women.

A classic, all-purpose unisex tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

Size guide

Body Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31
Body Width (inches) 16 ¼ 18 ¼ 20 ¼ 22 ¼ 24 ¼ 26 ¼