I’m not stupid. Show me the candy first, then I get in the Van!
Of all the shirts that I wear, this is the one that actually got me into trouble. I was at a bar/pool hall in Dallas, TX and a lady came up to me and told me how much my shirt offended her and that it was extremely inappropriate! All I could think about is how glad I wasn’t wearing something that might actually be offensive.. Lol Honestly, I like all of these shirts because they really are not offensive and are just simply funny. But we all know there are a few Karen’s out there waiting for us.
But seriously, I’m not stupid. Rules are rules, so show me the candy!
Sizes are men's, so please downsize 1 for women.
A classic, all-purpose unisex tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Body Length (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Body Width (inches) | 16 ¼ | 18 ¼ | 20 ¼ | 22 ¼ | 24 ¼ | 26 ¼ |