That Awkward Moment When You Can’t Tell if I’m Fat or Pregnant
Yes, I wear this shirt and I’m pretty sure that I’m a dude and that’s what makes it truly hysterical. One day I was traveling solo to a country I’d not been to before. English wasn’t the native language but I caught a guy laughing at my shirt and he made a comment. I finally met someone that could speak my language and had a sense of humor! Score!!
But seriously, we all know that moment when we are looking at a lady and don’t really know weather to smile and ask a mom question or if we should really just keep our stupid mouth shut!
Sizes are men's, so please downsize 1 for women.
A classic, all-purpose unisex tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Body Length (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Body Width (inches) | 16 ¼ | 18 ¼ | 20 ¼ | 22 ¼ | 24 ¼ | 26 ¼ |