Breakfast, Blowjobs, No Bitchin - Unisex T-Shirt

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Breakfast, Blowjobs & No Bitchin

One day I woke up fine but my girl was aggravated about something probably from a dream.  We had been together for a while and the beginning was great.  But this morning Bitchin for some reason had started.  Let's get back to "Breakfast, Blowjobs and no more Bitchin"!  lol, I was aggravated when I said it but she laughed and the morning was good.... 

Grab yours to keep your mornings the right way!

Sizes are men's, so please downsize 1 for women.


This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 36
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31