Definitely Not On Drugs
Wearing this shirt always gets attention and definitely a conversation starter. A great friend of mine was wearing this and it was actually true! He quit years ago but still thought the shirt was funny. But yes I wear this shirt, just not through Customs & Imigration…
Sizes are men's, so please downsize 1 for women.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 36 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31 |